athousandyearsathousandmore:

What You And Your Best Friend Look Like At A Party You Shouldn’t Even Be At:
Btdubbs: This just makes me SO HAPPY :D

9gag:

Oh the irony

meladoodle:

hey you guys i saw this crazy hidden message on tumblr lol

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

  • my hands are soft i think because people tell me
  • i probably have a soft face too
  • i am willing to play with your hair platonically
  • whenever i eat french fries you can have some
  • YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
  • not all the french fries though


bring-me-the-microwave:

aswgh<3 :D:D


bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.




georgetakei:

Whisker off her feet.

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