reasons i should be your friend:
- my hands are soft i think because people tell me
- i probably have a soft face too
- i am willing to play with your hair platonically
- whenever i eat french fries you can have some
- YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
- not all the french fries though
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
